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  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:22 PM
    starbuck8
    Once upon a time!
    Once upon a time,

    In a land far away,

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    A beautiful, independent,

    Self-assured princess,

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    Happened upon a frog as she sat

    Contemplating ecological issues

    On the shores of an unpolluted pond

    In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    And said: ' Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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    One kiss from you, however,

    And I will turn back

    Into the dapper, young prince that I am

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    And then, my sweet, we can marry

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    And set up housekeeping in your castle (of Doom, muwahahaha!)

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    With my mother,

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    Where you can prepare my meals,

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    Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    And forever feel

    Grateful and happy doing so. '

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    That night,

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    As the princess dined sumptuously

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    On lightly sauteed frog legs

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    Seasoned in a white wine

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    And onion cream sauce,

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    She chuckled and thought to herself,

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    I don't freakin think so!

    ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 11:29 PM
    Alty
    I love this one Starby, absolutely love it. Frog legs. Yup, she did the right thing. :);)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 11:38 PM
    Clough
    Yeah, I think that frog was trying to "put one over on her" in order to avoid being the evening meal! :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 12:24 AM
    worthbeads
    ? You call that a joke? Where's the humor?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 12:57 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by worthbeads
    ? You call that a joke? Where's the humor?

    I guess you might not have understood the punch line. It might have been what you call a "tongue in cheek" joke. The frog (prince) wanted the princess to take care of his every need, so instead of the witch changing him into a prince, the princess dined on frog legs! ;)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:09 AM
    Clough
    Did you write or edit it just a little to make it a joke, starbuck8? Either way, you were quite clever in doing so!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:14 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    Did you write or edit it just a little to make it a joke, starbuck8? Either way, you were quite clever in doing so!

    I edited somewhat Cloughy. I had to with the final punchline for sure! ;) Not exactly how the joke was told to me!. (a few words needed changing ;) )
  • Jul 2, 2008, 10:00 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Good one starby!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:46 PM
    friend4u178
    Nice joke starby :)

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