Beat these! They were in the Washington Post (it was a contest)
Third place:
> > > There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> > > Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> > > 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> > > On this flute made of beef
> > > That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
> > >
> > > Second place:
> > > Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> > > "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> > > Since you made such a mess,
> > > Use the hem of your dress
> > > And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
> > >
> > > And the winning entry:
> > > Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> > > What Kaczynski must surely have known
> > > That an intern is better
> > > Than a bomb in a letter
> > > When deciding how best to be blown
Hope you enjoyed them! LOLOL!!