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  • May 5, 2004, 10:56 PM
    MagikPoo
    Political limericks
    Join in if you can do one better.

    All for Poo and giggles...

    This was written by imo at japantoday forum at limericks R us.

    There once was a president named bush
    Who flew by the seat of his tush
    About his vision, when queried
    He said, I have a great theory
    Just invade when shove comes to push.

    OK ill have a go...

    There ones was a girl from iraq
    Who once took a trip on the tracks
    To go from Barain
    From Bagdad is the same
    As smelling the piss on a yak.

    Oh well I tried ;D
  • May 6, 2004, 01:40 PM
    MagikPoo
    Re: Political limericks
    There was an old woman from Healing,
    Who had an unusual feeling
    So she laid on her back
    Opened her crack
    And pissied all over the sealing.

    That's an old one.
  • May 15, 2004, 01:12 PM
    DeathBlade
    Re: Political limericks
    There once was a man from nantucket.
    Bush sucks.
    Aaah, never mind >:(
  • Sep 19, 2004, 10:28 AM
    rainyknight
    Re: Political limericks
    There is candidate named Kerry
    About whom many people are wary
    He wants to be Pres
    That is what he says
    To think him president, to me, is scary

    Or

    John Kerry cannot make up his mind
    His agenda cannot be defined
    About his past he has lied
    His popularity is beginning to slide
    And now he finds himself falling behind
  • Sep 16, 2005, 01:41 PM
    NeedHondaHelp
    Beat these! They were in the Washington Post (it was a contest)
    Third place:
    > > > There once was a gal named Lewinsky
    > > > Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
    > > > 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
    > > > On this flute made of beef
    > > > That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
    > > >
    > > > Second place:
    > > > Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
    > > > "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
    > > > Since you made such a mess,
    > > > Use the hem of your dress
    > > > And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
    > > >
    > > > And the winning entry:
    > > > Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
    > > > What Kaczynski must surely have known
    > > > That an intern is better
    > > > Than a bomb in a letter
    > > > When deciding how best to be blown

    Hope you enjoyed them! LOLOL!!
  • Oct 1, 2005, 11:46 PM
    steele
    Help
    How do u post pics and clips?
  • Feb 9, 2006, 12:29 PM
    MagikPoo
    To Rainknight & hondahelp don't worry
    For your limericks and pros are sorry
    To think you might get
    Some attention from that
    Is old, much like Atari

    Repubs have to earn our trust
    Now they talk for the rest of us
    But neo-cons have found
    That real conservatives are around
    Your words like farts turn to dust

    Fox news made such a din.
    Selling news that is said with no spin
    If you served me some pee
    And it tastes just like ***,
    I'd question you, the pee and the glass.

    I just made them up
    Nice Huh!!

    Holy crap how long has Bill clinton been out of Office?
    Please people.

    And the winner is Death Blade!! With his limerick

    There once was a man from nantucket.
    Who's **** was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped of his chin
    If my ear was a I would suck it.

    Good one deathblade

    You'll be receiving carving knives, of valhalla
    And a toaster oven, a ham with all the fixins
    A map of the location of your prizes
    A map of the location of your GPS and
    A toothpick so...

    Good luck and be well!!
  • Feb 9, 2006, 02:12 PM
    fredg
    HI,
    This original post is two years old!!
  • Feb 9, 2006, 03:13 PM
    CaptainForest
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MagikPoo
    holy crap how long has Bill clinton been out of Office?
    Please people.


    Since Jan 2001. So, 5 years about.
  • Feb 14, 2006, 09:48 AM
    Zipper
    This lady issues regular limericks on politics:

    www.madkane.com

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