Originally Posted by liverpool75
this man has 2 parrotts,a male and a female.the male parrott is a horney f***er and rides the female to death.with no parrott to shag now he start getting fustrated and contantly saying"i want my hole i want my hole"over and over again.this goes on for a few days untill his owner gets sick of it and desides to go to the pet shop to try get another female for him.he walks in says to the man"do have any female parrotts i have a male at home doing my head in wanting his hole all the time.the man replys"sorry out of stock for another 6 weeks".what can i do he replys back i can't wait that long the parrott at home his pissing me off.i tell you what you can try he says,i have an owl here if it doesnt work bring it back for a refund.ok he replys i have to try something,he goes home with the owl,sticks into the gage with the parrott.the parrott says "see you,im going to knock the arse off you"owl says who who"parrott says"you ye flat faced f***er.
