A woman stopped by unannouced at her son's house. She knocked on the door and just walked right in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, laying on the couch totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?," she asked? "I'm waiting for Tom to come home from work", the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!," the mother-in law exclaimed!
"This is my love dress!", the girl explained. "Your love dress?"... "but you're naked!!"
"Tom loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end! Everytime I wear this dress he becomes romantic, and ravages my body for hours on end. He just can't get enough of me"
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and waited on the couch for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her Husband came home. He walked in to see her laying on the couch so provocatively.
"What are you doing he asked?" "I'm wearing my love dress," she answered very provocatively.
"Needs Ironing," he said "What's for dinner?"
He never heard the shot!
