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  • May 15, 2008, 12:00 PM
    excon
    History - really!
    Hello History Buffs:

    In the history of the world, it was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid with one ball on top restig on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon.

    There was only one problem now - that was how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "monkey" which had 16 round indentations. However, if this plate were made of iron (the common strong metal of the day back then) the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make it out of brass; hence, "Brass Monkeys".

    Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently when the temperature dropped too far the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus it was quite literally cold enough to "freeze the balls off a brass monkey".

    And all this time you probably thought that was a vulgar expression. Nahhh, it's history - really.

    excon
  • May 15, 2008, 12:04 PM
    startover22
    LOL... funny to know!
  • May 15, 2008, 12:11 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, I actually did know that, I researched it once because the term made no sense to me and I wanted to know why it was used. Good job excon, educate the world!
  • May 15, 2008, 12:58 PM
    HistorianChick
    Nice one, excon! ;)

    Love it!
  • May 15, 2008, 01:08 PM
    Curlyben
    Nice story, but...
    snopes.com: Brass Monkeys

    NO, sorry
  • May 15, 2008, 01:11 PM
    startover22
    Awww Ben, you ruined it for me!
    But still, thanks.. lol
  • May 15, 2008, 01:12 PM
    HistorianChick
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Curlyben
    Nice story, but ......
    snopes.com: Brass Monkeys

    NO, sorry

    Grrrrreeaaat. Now you got me surfing Snopes when I should be working. If my boss yells at me, I'm blaming you! :D
  • May 15, 2008, 06:40 PM
    frangipanis
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Grrrrreeaaat. Now you got me surfing Snopes when I should be working. If my boss yells at me, I'm blaming you!! :D


    Same here! Good to have someone else to blame :D

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