Three women were in a sauna at lunchtime, two were in their twenties and one in her 50's.
The steam was rising when there was a ringing noise.
One of the younger ones put a finger on the back of her hand, held it there and spoke to her hand. The older woman wondered what was happening
The girl explained ''I have a tiny chip implanted in the back of my hand, it's a phone and I just answered it''
After a while there was another softer beeping noise.
The other young woman put a finger on her fore arm and spoke to someone. She then explained I too have a micro chip implanted in my fore arm, it's a pager and I will have to get supplies on the way back to the office.
Not to be outdone the third woman thought for a while and then said she had to go to the toilet but would be back in a minute.
She went back in to the sauna and the two women said ''oh look!'' You've got a trail of toilet paper stuck between the cheeks of your bottom.''
''Well I never!'' she answered...
''I must be getting a fax! ''
