'A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
Two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
Difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
To look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
Cows had something white at its rear end.
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
Ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
Cow's rear end.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
Looks like yours!
'I don't remember much after that... '
