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She was Soooooooo Blonde

She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Gosh! I thought that General Motors was in the army too! :confused:

LOL, Friend... goodness that poor lady LOL

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Originally Posted by Clough

Gosh! I thought that General Motors was in the army too! :confused:

Are you by any chance, a blond?

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Are you by any chance, a blond?

No, I don't think he is. I think he was just being kind to the Blondes on the site!! :)

You see, Blondes go directly from A to Z and don't mess with wasting time going from point A to point G to point K then to point B then to point Z. :p Most blonde jokes, if not taken in context make perfect sense, I said MOST, not ALL. After all, a quarter back is a refund of sorts. It doesn't say a person was speaking about football and if it was spoken rather than written would one know if quarterback was one word or two within the context of the sentence??

ALL IN GOOD FUN, ALL IN GOOD FUN! I COLLECT BLONDE JOKES, JUST SO I CAN KNOW THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, SORT OF AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THINGS NOT TO SAY! (JOKING AGAIN, JUST IN CASE YOU THINK THIS BLONDE IS SERIOUS!) :p :p :p

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

No, I don't think he is. I think he was just being kind to the Blondes on the site!!! :)

You see, Blondes go directly from A to Z and don't mess with wasting time going from point A to point G to point K then to point B then to point Z. :p Most blonde jokes, if not taken in context make perfect sense, I said MOST, not ALL. After all, a quarter back is a refund of sorts. It doesn't say a person was speaking about football and if it was spoken rather than written would one know if quarterback was one word or two within the context of the sentence??????????????????

ALL IN GOOD FUN, ALL IN GOOD FUN! I COLLECT BLONDE JOKES, JUST SO I CAN KNOW THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, SORT OF AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THINGS NOT TO SAY! (JOKING AGAIN, JUST IN CASE YOU THINK THIS BLONDE IS SERIOUS!) :p :p :p

LMAO... had to spread the rep JReb , but that was priceless :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LMAO................had to spread the rep JReb , but that was priceless :)

Well, Thankya! Let's face it, Blonde jokes are pretty much here to stay BUT so are we!! :eek: Yahoo! :p

Ok so I better add to these :)

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Ok so I better add to these :)

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

I can't tell you how refreshing it is to see someone who things just like I do and is so understanding!! :D

Ya know, she might have sold the car for gas money for her motorcycle!! :p

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Ya know, she might have sold the car for gas money for her motorcycle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Ah ha... she could have too :) You only thought of that cause you've got a bike J... right??

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... well, me being Blonde, surely you don't think I would have thought of that one on my own unless I did, right?? a motorcycle, lest I get called on the deal that bikes just need leg power! I saw that one coming... must be a good night for Blondes! LOL

I may be Blonde but I have been naïve enough of my life that I have learned to carry a few red flags from time to time. LOL I find they do come in a bit useful. I have been caught red-faced toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many times. You see, I think that most Blondes are just innocent and naïve, and take life as it presents itself and are very practical thinkers... that is why we understand the Blonde jokes so well and they make so much sense to us! Life is simple, it is all in one's perspective! LOL

Good point about the Leg power , but no I wasn't trying to get you :)

Oh man, I missed that one then! Oh well, chalk it up to me being Blonde! LOL I guess this Blonde better say "Goodnight and Sweet Dreams" to all. It has been a fun night. Thank you friend4u178! I feel I have made a new friend tonight. What a wonderful "virtual" world we are in! :)

Thank you Jreb... G'nite and sleep well :)

It's still the afternoon for me so a way to go yet.

One more for the road... You did hear about the Blonde who's little VW got hailed on and had dents all over it, right? She took it to the garage and the guy told her that it was not anything to get upset about, just go home, park it in her drive way and get behind it and blow as hard as she could into the tail pipe and it would just pop those dents all right out and it would be good as new. Well, the girl, being trusting as we Blondes tend to be, went straight home and did exactly what the mechanic told her to do. She blew as hard as she could and each time she would get up and check the car but the dents were still there. The last time she started to blow, her Blonde friend walked up and was so embarrassed for her sweet friend. She asked what did she think she was doing. The first Blonde explained. The sweet Blonde friend, wanting so much to help her friend, told her it would never work. The mechanic had not told her correctly. She said... "You have to roll the windows up first silly!" :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Thank you Jreb................ G'nite and sleep well :)

It's still the afternoon for me so a way to go yet.

Oh well, then I am glad I sent one more little fun story to you before going to bed! :p

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

One more for the road..................You did hear about the Blonde who's little VW got hailed on and had dents all over it, right? She took it to the garage and the guy told her that it was not anything to get upset about, just go home, park it in her drive way and get behind it and blow as hard as she could into the tail pipe and it would just pop those dents all right out and it would be good as new. Well, the girl, being trusting as we Blondes tend to be, went straight home and did exactly what the mechanic told her to do. She blew as hard as she could and each time she would get up and check the car but the dents were still there. The last time she started to blow, her Blonde friend walked up and was so embarrassed for her sweet friend. She asked what did she think she was doing. The first Blonde explained. The sweet Blonde friend, wanting so much to help her friend, told her it would never work. The mechanic had not told her correctly. She said.............................................. ......"You have to roll the windows up first silly!" :)

LMAO... now that was funny :)

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

One more for the road..................You did hear about the Blonde who's little VW got hailed on and had dents all over it, right? She took it to the garage and the guy told her that it was not anything to get upset about, just go home, park it in her drive way and get behind it and blow as hard as she could into the tail pipe and it would just pop those dents all right out and it would be good as new. Well, the girl, being trusting as we Blondes tend to be, went straight home and did exactly what the mechanic told her to do. She blew as hard as she could and each time she would get up and check the car but the dents were still there. The last time she started to blow, her Blonde friend walked up and was so embarrassed for her sweet friend. She asked what did she think she was doing. The first Blonde explained. The sweet Blonde friend, wanting so much to help her friend, told her it would never work. The mechanic had not told her correctly. She said.............................................. ......"You have to roll the windows up first silly!" :)

This sounds like something along the lines of, "How many blondes does it take to...?"

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Originally Posted by Clough

This sounds like something along the lines of, "How many blondes does it take to...?"

"Takes to" what Mr. Clough? I bet you have some zingers for Blondes yourself. Well, I will brace myself and get ready to bite the bullet! :p

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Originally Posted by Clough

Gosh! I thought that General Motors was in the army too! :confused:

Lol.. YES SIR