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  • Apr 29, 2008, 07:43 PM
    friend4u178
    Learn Chinese for the Olympics
    Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.


    > English - Chinese

    > That's not right! - Sum Ting Wong

    > Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding

    > See me ASAP ; - Kum Hia Nao

    > Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

    > Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

    > I bumped into a coffee table! - Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

    > I think you need a face lift! - Chin Tu Fat

    > It's very dark in here! - Wai So Dim

    > I thought you were on a diet! - Wai Yu Mun Ching

    > This is a tow away zone!- No Pah King

    > Our meeting is scheduled for next week!- Wai Yu Kum Nao

    > Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

    > He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

    > Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
  • Apr 29, 2008, 10:49 PM
    Clough
    Hey, those are great! :D
  • Apr 29, 2008, 11:03 PM
    Alty
    LMAO, that was great M, love it. :)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 11:05 PM
    friend4u178
    I thought a couple of them were hilarious :)

    Which was your favourite?
  • Apr 29, 2008, 11:07 PM
    Alty
    I like; Tai Ni Po Ni and Yu Stin Ki Pu, love it M. Printing it out for Wiggy. :)
  • Apr 30, 2008, 09:12 AM
    startover22
    Loved it! Thanks LOLOLOL
  • May 2, 2008, 06:47 PM
    frangipanis
    Hilarious..! :))))
  • May 3, 2008, 07:11 PM
    magprob
    Hurdlers injury- One hung low.
  • May 4, 2008, 05:59 PM
    startover22
    Heehee!
  • May 4, 2008, 06:00 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Hurdlers injury- One hung low.

    OUCH!!
  • May 4, 2008, 06:04 PM
    Alty
    Wiggy's favorite;

    I bumped into a coffee table! - Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
  • May 4, 2008, 06:07 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Wiggy's favorite;

    I bumped into a coffee table! - Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

    LOL... good choice wiggy :)
  • May 4, 2008, 06:09 PM
    Alty
    It's an honest choice, he says it allot. ;)

    And when he eats eggs then I say;

    Yu Stin Ki Pu :)
  • May 4, 2008, 06:11 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    It's an honest choice, he says it allot. ;)

    And when he eats eggs then I say;

    Yu Stin Ki Pu :)

    LOL...

    Wai Yu Mun Ching
  • May 4, 2008, 06:14 PM
    Alty
    I M hung e. :)

    That's so sad, but I tried. Sorry, I'll try to come up with something better. ;)
  • May 4, 2008, 06:18 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I M hung e. :)

    That's so sad, but I tried. Sorry, I'll try to come up with something better. ;)

    "Great"... Su Pah
  • May 4, 2008, 06:21 PM
    Alty
    Wiggy just said, eek, dare I post it, okay;

    Virgin - tu yung.
  • May 4, 2008, 06:23 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Wiggy just said, eek, dare I post it, okay;

    Virgin - tu yung.

    Haha I like it Alty , your getting the hang of this :)
  • May 4, 2008, 07:07 PM
    Alty
    Okay, I'm on a roll, actually Wiggy is on a roll;

    German version of virgin - Gut und tite.

    Chinese for 69 - Tu can chu

    I apologize in advance. ;)
  • May 4, 2008, 07:18 PM
    friend4u178
    LMAO... apology accepted :)

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