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  • Apr 24, 2008, 03:26 PM
    magprob
    Present company excluded.of course.
    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE Embarrassment ?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 03:33 PM
    tickle
    OMG, ROFL. That is so sad, don't you think !
  • Apr 24, 2008, 04:34 PM
    frangipanis
    Unless you have a really long nose
  • Apr 24, 2008, 04:45 PM
    magprob
    So what could you call a really long nose... like... 3 inches?
  • Apr 24, 2008, 04:46 PM
    J_9
    I LURVE it!!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 04:50 PM
    frangipanis
    Is that a personal question magprob? You maybe want my opinion? Lol
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:01 PM
    magprob
    I'll consider your opinion but, no pictures please.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:05 PM
    frangipanis
    Good idea to skip the pictures... and I won't ask if that's a gun in your pocket either :)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:08 PM
    magprob
    That ain't no gun... I'm just happy to see you! :)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:24 PM
    frangipanis
    LOL!! Ahh, the legacy of Mae West. Maybe they'll name a gun after Charlie, in his honour. The charlston boom boom maybe?
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:26 PM
    magprob
    Lol!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 06:06 PM
    tickle
    It isn't the glint in your eye Im worried about, it's the tilt in your kilt, laddie. Part of an old scottish joke.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 06:08 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    That ain't no gun...I'm just happy to see you! :)

    I'm jealous. I thought I was the only one that got your gun hot... :eek:
  • Apr 24, 2008, 07:04 PM
    magprob
    Easy there Cowgirl.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 07:46 PM
    startover22
    LOLOL!
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 08:05 PM
    friend4u178
    Ha ha... nice one mag :)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. People keep it clean before Curly has to move this post to the Adult Sexuality section. Especcialy you J_9.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:39 PM
    Alty
    Love it, and all the posts after it, you all made me giggle. :)

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