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  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:21 PM
    startover22
    I would do the same dang thing she did!
    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could nottake her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walkeddirectly toward her. (As men will!) Before she could offer herapologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, nomatter how kinky, for $20.00... on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in justthree words.' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowlyremoved a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's handalong with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly andmeaningfully said... 'Clean my house.':D :D
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:24 PM
    Alty
    I love it, and that's exactly what I'd say, really! :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 02:27 PM
    HistorianChick
    LOL! Me too! Only mine would be "Clean My Apartment"

    Or, "Do my laundry"

    Or, "Clean the litterbox!" :D
  • Apr 23, 2008, 02:27 PM
    Synnen
    Men just fail to understand how much a turn on watching them clean is.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 04:43 PM
    friend4u178
    1 Attachment(s)
    ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::

    Attachment 8002

    ::clean:: ::clean:: ::clean::
  • Apr 23, 2008, 04:49 PM
    startover22
    Well Friend, thanks for the visual! Heehee!!
  • Apr 23, 2008, 04:50 PM
    friend4u178
    Pleasure starty... great joke too BTW :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 11:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Comments on this post
    Altenweg agrees: Woo Hoo, that is a major turn on. A man and a vacuum, so rare to see. ;)


    Thanks Alty... you should see me in the Kitchen , I have a cute apron with Kangaroos on it :)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 12:49 AM
    californiagrl
    Haha that's just great. Very smart answer :D
  • Apr 24, 2008, 06:31 AM
    magprob
    Feminazi.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 07:04 AM
    Synnen
    Mag, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

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