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Ask Me Anything

The Rules
Ask me anything you want that isn't to do with this site and I will answer in a style of my choosing.
That's the rules done, now what are you waiting for?

Ok I know it's on the wrong board, but this is an experiment
Please note: All answers are for entertainment purposes only

Can I ask two?

1. Will I get less wet walking, or running, in the rain?

2. Surely there are more birds, and other critters, than humans on this planet... and surely they die of old age. So why don't we see dead animals lying all over the place?

What kind of work do you do, outside of here?

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Originally Posted by rickj

1. Will I get less wet walking, or running, in the rain?

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Hey a little bit of radio-active acid rain never hurt anyone so why rush ;)

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Originally Posted by rickj

2. Surely there are more birds, and other critters, than humans on this planet...and surely they die of old age. So why don't we see dead animals lying all over the place?

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Now then lets think about this.
The Earth is covered by 70% water and a further 20% is either uncharted or barren, 10% is not livable and 5% is built on.
So as this is more than 100% you will never see another living or dead thing ever and the ones you do see are a figment of your deranged imagination.

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

What kind of work do you do, outside of here?

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I have been advised to avoid work on medical grounds so I play in IT.

Why was there an incomplete rainbow in the sky yesterday and it was -10 out with snow on the ground?

What is the best gift you could think of to give to a special valentine or what would be your best gift?

What is the best way to lose weight?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe Prayer works? In Healing and other things?

Have you ever seen a lightning storm in a middle of a snowstorm? Yes or no. I have.

Okay that's all for now.

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Why was there an incomplete rainbow in the sky yesterday and it was -10 out with snow on the ground?

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What on earth were you doing outside on such a cold day. You should have been tucked up in front of a roaring fire, hot toddy in hand.

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What is the best gift you could think of to give to a special valentine or what would be your best gift?

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I'm not allowed to have special valentines any more, the wife won't let me.

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What is the best way to lose weight?

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Hang on I'll tell you in a minute

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Do you believe in God?

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BANG out with the deep meaningful questions. Now look what you've gone and made me do, I'll have to clear that up before I can continue. That's better now where was I , oh yes next question.

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Do you believe Prayer works? In Healing and other things?

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Well I keep praying for a new car, pay rise, big house with swimming pool and it hasn't worked yet.

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Have you ever seen a lightning storm in a middle of a snowstorm? Yes or no

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OK so paint me into a corner then just to see if I'll answer well I've run out of ideas now so the answer is...

What happened to the dozen roses and the card huh?? I don't know I give you a perfect little girl and you can't even manage some flowers tee hee that's it your sleeping on the settee (love you really)

LOL, I guess any kind of questions besides about the board was puzzling for you. LOL

Starbuck had a scar after she escaped hospital,and was rescued by Cylon Boomer,who shot Adamma,and is dead,but really alive,so what is Starbuck's scar.An alien,waiting to burst through her chest.A ploy to keep us guessing.Or is their a human-cylon hybrid baby in her womb?

Please,my kind American,and Canadian friends,as we in the UK are 30 years behind you guys,just let Curlyben and myself go into "kiddie" mode just once?

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Originally Posted by curlybenswife

What happened to the dozen roses and the card huh????

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Errrm I got you some really but the cat ate them.

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Starbuck had a scar after she escaped hospital,and was rescued by Cylon Boomer,who shot Adamma,and is dead,but really alive,so what is Starbuck's scar.An alien,waiting to burst through her chest.A ploy to keep us guessing.Or is their a human-cylon hybrid baby in her womb?

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Error. Error. Question. Does. Not. Compute. Object. Overload. Wibble. Returning. To. Failsafe. Mode.

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Originally Posted by Curlyben

Errrm I got you some really but the cat ate them.

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Total drivel and you know it LOL

I bought Sally a tee towl :D

I ate the candies,and sat back to watch B.G.Both were good.






Oh all right.I bought her a single red rose.£15 quid.AAAAGGGGHHHH!!

Can you tell me the winning lotto numbers for the UK please ;)

LoL I'm pleased to see that you have added a nice bright spark on a thread for a change:p away from all the wars:)

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Originally Posted by Nez

I bought Sally a tee towl :D
I ate the candies,and sat back to watch B.G.Both were good.
Oh alright.I bought her a single red rose.£15 quid.AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!

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Hehehehe somebody saw you coming. That same rose will be £1.50 tomorrow ;)

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Originally Posted by nwsflash

Can you tell me the winning lotto numbers for the UK please ;)

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Sure they are 1,13,19,29,37,42 the only problem is I can't tell you which week they are for.

Since we're on the subject of roses, my question is, how do they make black roses? Is it natural or do they put something in them? They are very popular here as gifts, esp. for Halloween.

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Since we're on the subject of roses, my question is, how do they make black roses? Is it natural or do they put something in them?

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That's easy it's black spray paint ;)

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Sure they are 1,13,19,29,37,42 the only problem is I can't tell you which week they are for.

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I normaly play lucky dip so I'll give them a try LoL see if you can win me the millions B

LOLLL... good enough, haha!

Okay I have one more... why are sun dogs called sun dogs? I suppose it doesn't get cold enough in the UK for sun dogs but oh well. :)