FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Sounds like my old bosses son
A girlfriend to do his laundry
A girlfriend to do his cooking
A girlfriend to clean his apartment

Just remember one thing about men and women if you never remember anything else

A woman's faults are many
Men have only two
Everything they say and everything they do! :D

LOL... nice one :-)