A couple are in their hotel room on their honeymoon night.
The groom removes his socks and reveals his mangled toes , the bride is aghast and says what happened to your toes. The groom says “I had TOLIO” as a child. The bride says don’t you mean “POLIO” so he says no it only affected my toes.
As he removes his trousers the bride asks what wrong with your knees , their all lumpy and deformed. The groom says as a child I had “KNEASLES” . The bride says don’t you mean “MEASLES” The groom says no it only affected my knees.
The Groom then starts to remove his Boxer shorts…………don’t tell me said the Bride
“SMALLCOX”
