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  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:29 PM
    friend4u178
    Marriage counsellor
    A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade
    Listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been
    Married.

    She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
    Feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she
    Had endured over the course of their marriage.

    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time the
    Therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to
    Stand, embraced and kissed her passionately while fondling her intimately.

    The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in a
    Daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife
    Needs at least three times a week... Can you do this?'

    The husband thought for a moment and replied,. 'Well, I can drop her off
    Here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:34 PM
    N0help4u
    Wonder if he goes looking for another counselor for Tuesdays and Thursdays?
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:36 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    Wonder if he goes looking for another counselor for Tuesdays and Thursdays?

    LOL... sounds like a good job :-)
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:37 PM
    albear
    Hehehehehehe, he's got his priorities sorted
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:37 PM
    twinkiedooter
    Friend, you had my kid going there for a second thinking it was a real problem. LOL. He thought that was cute.
  • Mar 31, 2008, 06:38 PM
    friend4u178
    Love your new Avi twinkie
  • Apr 5, 2008, 07:49 PM
    Duecey93
    I was expecting a different ending.

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