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  • Mar 29, 2008, 06:38 AM
    Synnen
    Saturday jokes (PG-13)
    Why is air a lot like sex?

    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



    What is a Yankee?

    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 06:42 AM
    Synnen
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 07:12 AM
    Synnen
    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 11:36 PM
    magprob
    Why do men die before their wives?

    Because they want to.
  • Mar 30, 2008, 05:57 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Synnen
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.
    LMAO... this one is good :-)
  • Apr 5, 2008, 08:10 PM
    Duecey93
    True

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