Does anyone know any other jokes such as this one for example: how do you spell silk, and what do cows drink.. answer is water... jokeslto like trick people another one like repeat after me, green , green, green green, etc. what's the color of the grass? And they should say what's the color of the grass but usually say green. :confused:

LOL I don't know any...
But I would like to hear some when you find someone that does...

What is it called when you do this? (you poke the person when asking.. ) answer poke

What is a funny thing you tell that has a punch line? Answer joke

Now have them say poke poke poke, joke joke joke

(ask quickly) What is the white part of an egg called?

Most people say yoke (yolk) but of course...

We all know that yolks are the yellow part.

Hahahahahaha... those are great!!

Ok here's one

Spell SHOP , spell it out loudly

Now what do you do when you get to a green traffic light?

Bwwwhahahahaha, I said stop... waaaaaaaa!!

Say toast 5 times really fast, what do you put in a toaster (they should say toast) but we all know its bread lol

Say fort 3 times...

Now spell fort.

Now, what do you eat cereal with?

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Originally Posted by startover22

Bwwwhahahahaha, I said stop...waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

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LMAO... see it works start :-):D

I just tried these on my husband and he screwed up the green light one but not the others... LMAO
He caught on... DAMN!

Ohwow thosewere good! Thank you! I got stumped on the yolk and stop light ones HAHA

Ok you drive a bus to Florida from California . 17 people get on at California. Then 9 people get off at Carson city. 18 people get on at Phoneix while 4 get off. Then 11 people get on at Santa Fe. At Denver 13 people get off. Oklahoma City is the next stop with 2 people getting on. Then at little rock, 5 people get off. Then 15 people got on a Jackson. At Montgomery 3 people got off. Then finally your at Florida. What was the name of the bus driver? (the name of the bus driver is the person you are asking. Ex. If I was asking Fred, Fred is the bus driver.)

What do cows drink ? (usually people say milk ) water
A bungalow has everything red , couches ,tv's, fridge, chairs etc what colour are the stairs? (usually people would say red) there is no stairs it's a bungalow
(hold the person's hand first) ask them random questions e.g what's you favourite colour, food , colour of hair eyes, name etc then put your finger of other hand in front of their face and ask them if you are touching them, they will reply no but you have hold of their hand so really you are touching them.
Enjoy .