Why do Dems revise history?

Now she claims she was sleep deprived since the media proves different.
Ducking bullets! I think it beats Scary Kerry.

YouTube - Hillary Clinton exposed as a Fraud for 1996 Bosnia Trip

It gets better and better

According to Hillary,"misspoke." However the archived media tapes proved today that she was either lying, delusional, or had a memory lapse thinking she was dodging bullets in Bosnia. I wonder how much more disorientated she is at three in the morning? I think it's fairly clear we don't need Hillary answering any White House phones.

I go with
A. delusional
B. memory lapse
C. out and out lying
D. ALL of the above IN THAT order!

No, really, Hillary served as a Brigader General in the great Bosnian War. She crawled 30 miles, while wounded, dragging 4 fellow soldiers to safety. Then, she strapped 10,000 rounds of 50 cal machine gun ammo to her back and crawled the 30 miles back to her company... and saved them all.
Hey, could have happened. You know that anything the Clintons dream up becomes reality. Their reality.

Hmmm can I dream up some things for Hillary?
Ducking bullets on the tarmac. I know we all can come up with a better one for her.
Did Bill sit on the tarmac and cheer her on all the way?
Did he offer to help drag any of the 4? Oh you say none of them were wearing a blue dress?

Of it was her own security staff that just got feed up with her and was doing the shooting

Maybe it was Bill shooting something that she was dodging?

She was just having an excellent Bosnian Adventure in her mind . Embellishment runs in the family. I recall that when Bill couldn't make a deal to set up his offices in downtown Manhattan and settled on a Harlem address he claimed he used to walk the streets of Harlem in the 1960s ,claiming that he would sneak over to Harlem on his return trips from London Oxford.
"People would come up to me and ask me what I was doing here, and I said, 'I don't know, I just like it.' It felt like home."

Then of course there was Chelsea's jog around the WTC on 9-11.
According to Evita ,Chelsea was going to jog around the World Trade Center before she proceeded to Battery Park. But as luck/fate would have it ;she stopped for a cup of coffee first . Katie Couric gushingly said "At that moment she was not just a Senator ,but a concerned parent."

Late of course it was revealed by Chelsea herself in an interview for TALK magazine that she was in fact in a friends apartment on Park Ave. South ;miles away from Ground Zero watching the attack on TV .

Then there was her famous encounter with Sir Edmund Hillary . She claimed she was named after him by her parents after he had scaled Mt Everest . Problem was that she was born 5 years before his historic climb.

There was another time she used a story about a confrontation with opposing players on a high school soccer field to illustrate race relations . Problem was that her school had no girls soccer team at that time.

Then there are the very obvious lies but are hard to dispute like claiming she has always been a Yankee fan .

Lets forget about things like her continual denial in her involvement in the firings of the White House Travel Office where staffers were fired so friends of the Clintons could do the job. ;or her role in the coverup of the death of Vince Foster . Or the fact that she had no idea that her brother was working for a fee in the interest of a crack dealer her husband later pardoned .Or that she had no idea that a fund raider that she claimed netted $300,000 actually took in $1.2 million ;money she freely spent on her Senate campaign . She was fined $35,000 by the FEC for that laps in memory .


Or the fact that she claimed to not know where her Rose Law Firm billing records of a savings and loan her friends the McDougals ran. They had retained her as their lawyer and when their S&L went down her billing records were subpoenaed. After a 2 year search for the records they mysteriously showed up... in her book room in the White House!

Oh yeah ;she also claims to have attempted to join the Marines in 1975 .But by her account she was too old ;her glasses too thick... so the recruiters told her to try the Army instead.

That is amazing. I really like the fact that when we lie to someone now, all we have to do is say we misspoke and it will all be smoothed over.
I "misspoke" to the IRS about all my earnings... but it's all right.

What's funny, literally, is that Sinbad is the one jarring her memory. He said, "I think the only 'red-phone' moment was: 'Do we eat here or at the next place.'"

In Iowa Clinton said, "We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady." Sinbad remarked "what kind of president would say, 'Hey, man, I can't go 'cause I might get shot so I'm going to send my wife...oh, and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.'"

LOL :D

I'm not a hillary person (nor am I particularly an obama or mccain guy), but I'm a little surprised at some of the gaffs she's had.

I mean, I thought many of her positions were off, and I thought she, like many, many... OK most... politicians were willing to say what was needed in front of the current, present audience to sway votes.

But to claim you were on the tarmac ducking bullets??

How dumb is that.

Being shot at in a foreign country versus being greeted by a child and the country's president are kind of different events, know?

Its like saying I went to the carwash and instead of my pathfinder getting cleaned I watched three strippers make out in the soapy suds. It either HAPPENED or I DREAMED it up... but not a lot of in between.

I really thought she was smarter than that.

Hell... what's the best case scenario? That she believed it happened when it didn't or that she made it up to sway votes? I think id rather have the made-it-up version than the I-cant-remember-correctly-whether-i-was-shot-at version.

Maybe her husband had the same problem with monica. Technically is it perjury if you are just delluded and then later realize you "misspoke"??

Quite an indictment by her on the military she wants to lead that they would put her in harms way .

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Originally Posted by tomder55

Quite an indictment by her on the military she wants to lead that they would put her in harms way .

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In a backwards way... I don't think she ever thought about that angle. I think it shows extreme ignorance of their job. Wasn't malicious.

Was like saying you screwed the pretty girl in high school on national TV when she was a virgin until college. You might have been bragging about yourself, but in reality you disparage the girl, and in front of all the world.

Dumb dumb dumb.

No sorry magprob when we lie we lie when "THEY" lie it is misspeak. I like that new P.C. word :D
I also like her story of how she grew up friends with the black slaves children
And how Sister Rosa inspired Bill to 'ride in the back of the bus'

Bill must have liked the idea of riding in the back of the bus because that was the best place not to get caught not inhaling... (if you ever rode a schoolbus with potsmokers, you know what I mean)

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Originally Posted by oneguyinohio

Bill must have liked the idea of riding in the back of the bus because that was the best place not to get caught not inhaling... (if you ever rode a schoolbus with potsmokers, you know what I mean)

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Yeah the 26 B

The 26 B!! Heard she was actually dodging bullets coming from Bill's pants .

Notice how everything with the Clintonoids ends up sounding sexual ? Yesterday Bill was talking about the foolishness of an early withdrawal... from the primaries .He mentioned football players should not put on the pads if they don't expect to get hit and all I could think about was knee pads. Later he said both sides should saddle up and again the images started to fly. I got to get my mind out of the gutter !