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  • Mar 23, 2008, 07:12 PM
    happy711
    Lawyer joke
    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

    So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

    Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
  • Mar 23, 2008, 08:27 PM
    Clough
    Great ending!
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:02 PM
    friend4u178
    Nice one :-)
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:08 PM
    Alty
    Love it!
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:10 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Love it!

    Hey Alty , you beat me over here , did you take the back way :-)
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:18 PM
    Alty
    Nope, I know where the secret tunnel is. Don't ask, it's classified. ;)
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:20 PM
    friend4u178
    Secret Tunnel ay... you best tell me or I'll have to torture you. I have a Black belt in Origami you know and I can fold you in half :-)
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:27 PM
    Alty
    Ah my little grasshopper, don't make me squish you like a wee bug. Don't forget, I have two kids, I can outlast any torture. ;)
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:30 PM
    friend4u178
    LMAO... F4U concedes and backs off :-)

    Ps: hope you got the origami joke!
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:34 PM
    Alty
    Of course I did, I know how to make a crane using origami. I used to be able to make a frog too but that talent was lost years ago.

    It's a good thing that you backed down, I know karate and allot of other oriental words.:)
  • Mar 24, 2008, 06:38 PM
    friend4u178
    Lmao... :-)
  • Apr 5, 2008, 08:23 PM
    Duecey93
    Funny ending

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