Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken .


OOPS!!

Hahaha..
At least he's not suffering any more!

Of course he waited until SHE asked before telling her it was his thumb! Lol

Bad, bad, bad, but still giggling. Can't wait till hubby comes home to tell him this one. Although I'll never go golfing with him again, he might try to pull this one on me.

Ha hA!
Did you hear about the lady that runs up to the golf pro sreaming, "I just got stung by a bee! I just got stung by a bee!"
"Where did he sting you miss?"
"Between the first and second hole." She said.
"Well there's your problem Miss, your stance is too wide."

LOL... nice one Mag

Mag, love it!

Alty... thought you were off for the night. Can't find your post about the blue friend , you edited it right :-)

I might have. What thread was it on? I'm losing my mind, can't remember anything anymore. Yikes, am I going senile? Would you tell me if I was? Is that a shadow? I'm scared.

I can't remember to be honest but doesn't matter , maybe I was seeing things , maybe I'm the one going senile? Ah well sh*t happens :-)

That's right, sh*t happens. I won't tell anyone that you're going senile if you don't tell anyone I'm going senile. It will be our little secret. Do the secret hand shake if you agree.

Lol... agreed :-) "doing secret handshake thingy"

Ditto, one thumb over, other thumb over, shake and bump. Done.