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  • Mar 15, 2008, 12:46 PM
    flossie
    All in a word

    > 1960's

    > It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with
    > Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
    >
    > 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 'Have a
    > seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced
    > tea?'
    >
    > ''Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
    >
    > 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.
    >
    > 'Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
    > maybe take a walk on the beach... '
    >
    > 'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.
    >
    > 'Really?' Fred asked, eyebrows rose.
    >
    > 'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out with her friends, that's
    > all they do!'
    >
    > 'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous.
    >
    > 'Yes,' said the mother. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we
    > let her!'
    >
    > 'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate
    > plans for the evening.
    >
    > A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture
    > wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a
    > bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
    >
    > 'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.
    >
    > Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house
    > and slammed the front door behind her.
    >
    > 'Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. 'The Twist,
    > Dammit! It's called the Twist!'
  • Mar 15, 2008, 04:29 PM
    in a state
    Hahahaha
  • Mar 16, 2008, 12:16 PM
    happy711
    Lmao
  • Mar 17, 2008, 03:49 PM
    friend4u178
    Ha ha... nice twist :-)
  • Mar 20, 2008, 09:56 PM
    the1unv
    LOL I think that is how my parents met!!

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