Every Friday after work Bob goes to the ports to polish his boat. One Friday Bob's friend Tim who is also his neighbor saw him polishing his boat and he says.

"You must really love that boat, you've been polishing it for hours."

So Bob says

"Yeah, I got big plans that involve this boat."

All weekend, Tim notices that Bob hasn't been home so he goes back to the ports and finds Bob. He says.

"Where have you been?, you haven't been home all weekend."

So Bob says

" Tim you should've seen her. This hot redhead comes along with breasts out to here Tim!, breasts out to here. We started talking and she asks me if I would take her out onto the water. When I got out far enough, I stopped the boat and said suck or swim."

Tim is shocked by this time and Bob continues.

"She had no choice but to comply"

Tim says

"Bob that is sick"

Tim goes home. The next weekend Bob is missing just like the last week so Tim goes to the ports to see if Bob is there. When Tim sees Bob, Bob says

"You should've seen her Tim, this blonde had breast out to here!, breasts out to here! We started talking and she asks me to take her out on my boat. Halfway out to sea, I stop the boat and say suck or swim. She had no choice but to comply."

Tim doesn't say anything as he is disgusted and goes home. Next weekend, Bob isn't home and Tim doesn't go to see where he is because he already knows what Bob was doing. But Bob doesn't show up at home for weeks. Tim went to the port every day to see if Bob was there but he never saw Bob. One day he went to the port and saw Bob sitting on a bench looking depressed. So Tim goes and says

"Bob where have you been?, I've been looking for you for weeks!"

Bob looks up and says depressingly

"You should've seen her, a brunette with breast out to here. We started talking and she asked me to take her out to sea on my boat. When I was far enough, I stopped the boat and said suck or swim. When she took off her clothes, there was a man part dangling between her legs"

Bob looks at Tim in the eyes and says

"and Tim, I can't swim."

Lmao. Nice one. I need to email this to a few friends at work. Thanks

Nice one :-)

So you see, Bob got it in the end. Serves him right!

Rofl! Serves him right.

Lmao, he should have know things were going too well

LOL... should have learned to swim..