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  • Mar 8, 2008, 03:04 PM
    FallenFromGrace
    How to Give Over 100% at Work Mathematically
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE tha n 100% ? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M
    N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far kissing will take you.

    A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
    While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
  • Mar 8, 2008, 03:13 PM
    N0help4u
    I even do windows
    9+5+22+5+14+4+15+23+9+14+4+15+23+19=181% :D
  • Mar 11, 2008, 04:07 AM
    Scottish2008
    I need to email this to a few people. Lol I love it.
  • Mar 20, 2008, 10:39 PM
    the1unv
    LOL... now I know why my employees always say they give more than 100%

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