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You love them, they love you... but we all have that one or two things that just aggravates the living hell out of us.
For example, my ex and I would sleep on the same bed... on each side of the bed. I wake up, on the floor, as she had taken over the entire bed.
My fella tells me I'm moanin or complain and stressin when I'm not he makes me stress trying to tell him I'm not stressin or moanin
Example; he'll ask me to do something and ill say 'yeah 1sec I'm just doing this and then ill doit' and he'll say god ill doit myself stop stressin
Then ill be like I'm not stressin I was just saying ill doit when I've dun this [gettin stressed telling him I'm not stressin] he always does it to me
THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO HOG THE DAMN BLANKETS! No matter how big the blanket is..
I.E. I had a king size comforter on a queen size bed, still woke up without covers!
Myfella usually cuddles up to me everynite then when it gets to about 3am he turns over ands sez its to hot and gives me all the duvet then wakes up at 5am and moans at me for robbin all the duvet and its myfault he's cold
Just because she cooks, and cleans, and runs errands all day she thinks, I'm supposed to take out the freakin' trash!! The gall, of it all!!
The long, pointless, pointless details of some retarded story I have absolutely no care for. Like when my ex would tell me about a movie she went to see with her mom or her friend, and she would tell me every single detail of the movie, I regretted it every time I would ask, "what's it about?" I didn't mind when we were face to face for these conversations, but over the phone... it was torture! Lol.
Don't get me wrong I love talking on the phone, just not when I have to listen to a story where absolutely every detail is explained in detail... goodness... or when she would talk to someone else when she was on the phone with me, I'd be like, "you can call me back" and she'd say sorry, and then it would happen again 2 minutes later, and again, and again, and again... she was lucky I was patient... too bad for her.
I like to keep my room clean and tidy while my ex's room is always a huge mess. Well every time she would visit for the weekend or whatever she would always manage to transform my room into hers. Every available surface would end up covered by her clothes/belongings and my bathroom would end up looking like a salon/spa because of all the hair products and makeup. The funny thing was even though I was the clean and tidy one I would always loose my cell, wallet, shoes, etc.. Somewhere in my house and she would always knew where it was.
My husband will wait until I cuddle up next to him in bed, and then fart. Sometimes, he'll even pull the covers over my head.
He also leaves his stuff all over the house and looks irritated when I don't pick it up right that second.
LOL... I doubt you'd be saluting if you had to experience how stinky his farts are. :pQuote:
iAMfromHuntersBar agrees: Sorry, that made me laugh so hard! What a legend! I salute your husband and his Dutch oven ways!
I've tried that. Somehow, his own scent doesn't bother him.. lol. :pQuote:
flossie agrees: LOL... when my hubby farts while sleeping I pull the covers up over HIS head!
I went out with afella afew years back[NOT FOR LONG THO] who picked his nose while he was sleeping and he would eat it as well then he would exspect akiss from me in the mornin I had to dump him it made me feel sick when he wanted akiss
Lol It Lasted About 3days After I Seen Him Do It And Them 3days I Was At Mygrandparents Looking After The House I No It Sounds Really Bad But I Texed Him And Told Him It Was Over
[lol Just Nocked Amassive Full Cup Of Coffee Everywere] Lol N I Burnt Myfinger Puttin Mycig Out
He does not say anything on the phone except for 'I don't know, 'Hmm', 'yes', and 'no'.
I could really be trying to have an in-depth conversation with him and those would be his replies.
ERRR that peeves me off so much!
My hubby plays what I like to call "20 questions". He'll make a remark which only gives you partial information so you have to ask him follow up questions, instead of just flat out saying what he wants to say.
For example, he'll be reading an article online and say, "I can't believe they actually think that will work!" and I say, "You DO know I'm not telepathic, right?". Sometimes I say, "Yeah, I can't believe it either" even though I have no idea what he's talking about.
His dad does it too. Drives me insane. I'm forever saying, "Would you stop with the 20 questions crap?! "
Love him anyway! :)
Ahhhh! WHY I am happily single and not wanting anybody NOT even for a nano second!
Mine thinks that any activity he doesn't like is automatically pointless. He hates me coming on here or going on Facebook! He thinks it is a waste of time and I should be doing something constructive. It really irks me! I work hard, I think I should be able to do whatever I want to unwind, no matter how unworthy it seems to him.
Oh well it's one of his only transgressions.
Another one about my ex. She could say WHATEVER she wanted as far as criticism, but if I were to criticize her... oh man, it was like jumping into a pit of snakes (just watched Indiana Jones. Lol) and I'm a patient and understanding guy so I never let her criticism get to me, but she would pull the whole "im just trying so hard to be perfect for you *cries*" and I don't think I ever made a point about anything that bad... geez'ers
So you dated one of THOSE girls... I see...Quote:
Originally Posted by ihatewestseneca
I know, I'm making her seem so bad lol. But in all honesty those events were rare, but man were they annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
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