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  • Mar 2, 2008, 03:09 PM
    friend4u178
    The Funeral
    A man was leaving a café with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
    Unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black
    Hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind
    The first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a
    Pit-bull on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single
    File.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
    Walking the dog.

    'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
    You, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking
    In single file.

    Whose funeral is it?'

    The man replied, 'Well, the first hearse is for my wife'

    'What happened to her?'

    The man replied 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

    He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?'

    The man answered 'My Mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
    The dog turned on her.'

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

    'Can I borrow the dog?'

    'Join the queue'
  • Mar 2, 2008, 08:15 PM
    George_1950
    Lol ty
  • Mar 3, 2008, 02:27 AM
    magprob
    My ex wife and mother in law have finally lived long enough to be completely miserable.
    Life is good.
  • Mar 3, 2008, 11:19 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lmao. You always make me lol when you post all your jokes. Please keep them coming. You really make my day go by. Thanks
  • Mar 20, 2008, 11:05 PM
    the1unv
    LOL that should be a McDonalds commercial... BTW... do you know what true happiness is?? It is seeing your mother-in-laws picture on a milk carton.

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