Subject: PRISON vs WORK


IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK!!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Subject: PRISON vs WORK

IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. *It's bigger

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. *yeah baloney

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

*Neither Personally I work hard @ hardly working!

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. *I'd lose the card

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

* Neither I just want my computer forget the TV and games!

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
* Either/OR -I have that problem with my son anyway.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. *Who says I want to speak to my family?


IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

*That works for me!

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

*I could use a good whiskey sours right about now!

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers

*Neither!

Have a Great Day at WORK!!!

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*Neither but looks like Prison won

In Aug. I felt at prison when I was working, so I quit. Honestly.

Now I'm glad to read this.

WOW Prison. Just goes to show why people do what they do to get back in. They should have made it more harder for them. Anyway nice add.

Wow, if I was a homeless old man with no family, a horrible job, and I knew I would not be messed with in prison then I would do something non-violent to get locked up.

LOL... never thought of it that way :-)

LOL... any one want to rob a bank