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  • Feb 28, 2008, 04:15 PM
    FallenFromGrace
    Better Ways To Express Yourself At Work
    Number 1
    TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
    INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


    Number 2
    TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
    INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.


    Number 3
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
    INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?


    Number 4
    TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
    INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.


    Number 5
    TRY SAYING: Really?
    INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!


    Number 6
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
    INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.


    Number 7
    TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
    INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.


    Number 8
    TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
    INSTEAD OF: What the f___?


    Number 9
    TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
    INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.


    Number 10
    TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
    INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?


    Number 11
    TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
    INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.


    Number 12
    TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
    INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.


    Number 13
    TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
    INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.


    Number 14
    TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
    INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.


    Number 15
    TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
    INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.


    Number 16
    TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
    INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.


    Number 17
    TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
    INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?


    Number 18
    TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
    INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
  • Feb 28, 2008, 04:21 PM
    George_1950
    Lol ty; sending this to my red-headed daughter.
  • Feb 28, 2008, 04:22 PM
    FallenFromGrace
    Just a little professional advice!:D
  • Feb 28, 2008, 05:45 PM
    friend4u178
    Where I work you have to use the "INSTEAD OF's" or it wouldn't get done :-)
  • Feb 29, 2008, 05:11 AM
    Scottish2008
    LOL. Nice one FallenFromGrace. Keep them coming. :)
  • Feb 29, 2008, 05:58 AM
    rpg219
    Yep, those "Instead Of's" come out of my mouth quick, lol... I'll have to print this one and keep it in my pocket!
  • Mar 22, 2008, 04:01 PM
    the1unv
    LOL Im going to use those in the office
  • Jul 23, 2008, 10:25 AM
    snowalps
    Lol! Thas great! The instead of's are lot easier though.. I like them ;-)

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