SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both
Have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time,
And you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
At night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.