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  • Feb 21, 2008, 06:31 AM
    Homegirl 50
    Seven Kinds Of Sex
    SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

    Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex: Smurf Sex.

    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both
    Have sex until you are blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex: Kitchen Sex.

    * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time,
    And you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex: Bedroom Sex.

    * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
    Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex: Hallway Sex.

    * This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
    When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

    The 5th kind of sex: Religious Sex.

    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
    At night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.

    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
    She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least,
    The 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex.

    * You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
  • Feb 21, 2008, 07:25 AM
    shygrneyzs
    What a good way to start the morning. Smurf sex of all things. Lmao. Thanks!
  • Feb 21, 2008, 04:10 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL... no wonder so many couples break up , just to get back to Smurf sex again :-)
  • Feb 21, 2008, 04:43 PM
    shygrneyzs
    True, not enough Smurffiness. Lol.
  • Feb 26, 2008, 06:23 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lmao. They just keep on coming. Nice one.
  • Mar 22, 2008, 04:18 PM
    the1unv
    LOL At least I know Im still getting some... somehow

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