The most functional english word, A little humor
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's Sh*t... That's right, Sh*t!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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You can smoke Sh*t, buy Sh*t, sell Sh*t, lose Sh*t, find Sh*t, forget Sh*t,
And tell others to eat Sh*t.
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Some people know their Sh*t, while others can't tell the difference
between Sh*t and shinola.
There are lucky Sh*ts, dumb Sh*ts, and crazy Sh*ts.
There is bull Sh*t, horse Sh*t, and chicken Sh*t.
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You can throw Sh*t, sling Sh*t, catch Sh*t,
shoot the Sh*t, or duck when the Sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a Sh*t or serve Sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep Sh*t or be happier than a pig in Sh*t.
Some days are colder than Sh*t, some days are hotter than Sh*t,
And some days are just plain Sh*tty.
Some music sounds like Sh*t, things can look like Sh*t,
and there are times when you feel like Sh*t.
You can have too much Sh*t, not enough Sh*t,
the right Sh*t, the wrong Sh*t or a lot of weird Sh*t.
You can carry Sh*t, have a mountain of Sh*t,
or find yourself up Sh*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like Sh*t
Sometimes everything you touch turns to Sh*t
and other times you fall in a bucket of Sh*t
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your Sh*t,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a Sh*t;
or not do so if you don't give a Sh*t!
Well, Sh*t, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a Sh*t
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of Sh*t.
But, if you happened to catch a load of Sh*t
from some Sh*t-head...
Well, Sh*t Happens!!
HOPE YOUR SH*TTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and somedays you can't Sh*t!
