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  • Feb 16, 2008, 08:18 PM
    magprob
    Yoga style foreplay.
    The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets
    Her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed
    And putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.

    The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night
    When her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got
    Totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her
    Head.

    The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
    Arthritic. However, she finally got it in place.

    She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked
    Herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.

    However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped
    Slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in
    The air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.

    "Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your
    teeth in .... You look like a butt hole."
  • Feb 17, 2008, 06:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Lmao... :-)
  • Feb 17, 2008, 09:31 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    That's awesome!!
  • Feb 18, 2008, 07:13 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    That's hilarious.
  • Feb 18, 2008, 07:55 PM
    CaptainRich
    Lololol
  • Feb 20, 2008, 04:45 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lmao... nice one
  • Mar 22, 2008, 04:30 PM
    the1unv
    LOL I can almost see it
  • Mar 26, 2008, 08:13 AM
    rpg219
    I about peed on myself with this one! Lol... my gma's name is Gladys... I can just picture it, lmao!!
  • Apr 5, 2008, 08:12 PM
    Duecey93
    Someone needs a razor ha ha. Good one
  • Apr 5, 2008, 08:24 PM
    Alty
    I can picture it, and it's not a pretty picture. Hee, hee, funny though.

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