A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
Through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
Ain't.The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
Think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter 'I just
Couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank
You for shopping at Wal-Mart."