Ok, It's Valentine's Day - but don't panic
Valentine-less? OK. Don't panic: :cool:
For all those who are lacking someone to share the day with, here are some things to remember to make this a fun A$$ day!
1. Being alone on V-day is better than spending time and money on someone you don't really even care about.
2. Karma is a funny thing. Embrace your single status today and you may find people soon embrace you.
3. Flowers and candy (and most cards) all end up in the trash eventually. When you find the right person, it'll last forever.
4. You lost too much money on the Superbowl to take anyone out tonight anyway!
5. The most romantic night of the year has NEVER been valentine's... it's always the night you never expect.
(How many people spend the year thinking back on what an amazing Valentine's day they had the year before)
6. You don't look good in red anyway
7. You are allergic to chocolate
8. Who the heck is Saint Valentine anyway?
(It's actually a name for Christian martyrs, and though you didn't need to know that - it is kinda ironic ain't it?! )
9. You can have fun now any way you choose: drinks with friends, pass out on couch, pack a month's worth of porno-viewing into one night! road trip to vegas!.
10. So, what are you gonna do?