A young
Man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be
Gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the
Puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times. '
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales
Representative; he
Kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software
Services; he
Was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd
Look into it and get back with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field
Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just
Couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing;
Even though he knew he
Had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,
He understood
The basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and
Design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration;
He thought
He knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing;
Although
He had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist;
All he did
Was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist;
All he did was look at it.
' Husband # 10 was a Stamp
Collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him.
' But now that
I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said
The husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..
This time I
KNOW I'M going to get SCREWED.'
