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  • Feb 13, 2008, 08:15 PM
    CaptainRich
    The Lion Tamer
    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment; chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

    The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."
  • Feb 13, 2008, 08:27 PM
    flossie
    Lol
  • Feb 14, 2008, 04:55 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lol. You always seem to admass me with your joke. Please keep up the good work.
    ARRRRR me Mattie ;)
  • Feb 14, 2008, 02:21 PM
    startover22
    Funny Captain, very funny!
  • Feb 14, 2008, 03:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Very good Captain :-)
  • Feb 14, 2008, 03:17 PM
    shygrneyzs
    Roflmao. Glad I save the humor for the end of the day - makes the work worthwhile. Thanks.
  • Mar 22, 2008, 04:47 PM
    the1unv
    Funny Lol
  • Mar 26, 2008, 08:04 AM
    rpg219
    Hahaha... how did I miss this one?? Hilarious!
  • Apr 5, 2008, 08:20 PM
    Duecey93
    I liked that joke

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