Another blonde joke.sorry!
Bob walked into a pub around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up
At the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
Of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll
Jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jum p.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a $20 note on the bar and said, 'You're
On!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
Guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her
$20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair.
Here's your money.'
Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this
Earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd
Do it again.':rolleyes:
Bob took the money:D
