What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
To wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
Blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON
Blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
Blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
Blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
Blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW