Letter from husband to wife...
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret
the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the
Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before
midnight.
On returning home he found the following reply from his wife...
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I
would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18.
As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
