Okay, I'm toes up in bed with pneumonia for a little under a week already. I'm going to be here for quite a while, I hope! As opposed to dying! In 2005, I ended up being on bed rest from February through mid June.
For years my wife has wanted to know if I could build her a Victorian style doll house with a wrap around porch. Certainly, I can do that, no big deal.
Same question was put to me yesterday. Instead of seeing the impending danger, I said sure. Duck, Don! Here comes a box of, tongue depressors? What are you screwy lady. I know I have an infected throat, that's why I'm so grumpy! Are you delusional?
Slow down, you are falling off the edge of the world here, what the devil do you mean this is my first shipment of lumber for what? A, what? I'm going to do what? when? Are you taking my meds? What are you laughing about, you are not making any sense. Wait a minute let me leave the room for a minute or two. I've got to get my head reattached.
Okay, now let me understand. Since I'm lying here on my death bed you thought it would be a nice time to have me honor (hum, that's a big word for me) a repeating promise to me build you a doll house that you have always wanted.
Dear lady, do you not see my death bed over there? Wait a minute, did Cosby or Newheart put you up to this?
I'm to do it using only tongue depressors but I can cut them and modify them any way I want. Who said I wanted anything to do. Where is this mouse that keeps putting such strange words in your mouth. Excuse me please, I'M SICK.
I had this really strange conversaton with the weirdest person I know. Apparently during a previous night of moaning and groaning and abject suffering an agreement was struck for me to do start a new hobby (I think I'm being Shanghaied here) to build a dollhouse out of tongue depressors because I said I can do it! WHAT A DUMB REASON TO DO SOMETHING!!
Any body know where I can get my hands on some plans and any idea where I can get some doll house sized cutting tools? But first I need plans, where on the net can I find them?