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  • Dec 28, 2007, 04:40 PM
    stonewilder
    You think he might have went a little too far or is he your hero?
    You got to love this guy.
    This is a true story about a recent wedding that
    Took place at Clemson University . It made the
    Local newspaper; even Jay Leno made mention of it.
    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
    After the wedding, at the reception, the
    Groom got up on stage with a
    Microphone to talk to the Crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
    Many from long distances, to support them at
    Their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
    The bride's family -- especially his
    New father-in-law for providing such a
    Lavish reception.
    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
    To give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
    To the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
    Wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed
    That this was his gift to everyone, and asked
    Them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
    Bride having s * x with his best friend, the best man.
    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
    Earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
    For a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man and said,
    "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
    Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,

    "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
    Thing the following morning.
    While most people would have canceled the Wedding
    Immediately after finding out about the affair, this
    Guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
    Were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's
    Parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
    Wedding & reception, & best of all,
    Trashing the bride's & his best
    man's reputations in front of
    300+ friends & family
    Members.
    This guy has balls the size of church bells.
    Do you think we might get a Master Card
    "PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
    $32,000...
    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
    $3,000...
    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
    $8,500...
    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
    Glossy of the bride humping his best man:
    Priceless...

    There are some things money can't buy,
    For everything else there's
    MASTERCARD!
    "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
    it's more like a jar of Jalapeņos - - -
    What you do today, might burn
    Your tomorrow.
  • Dec 28, 2007, 04:50 PM
    shygrneyzs
    WOW! This guy does have moxie, doesn't he? Guess he got his revenge, didn't he? Wonder if it made him happy, after all was said and done?
  • Dec 29, 2007, 12:51 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    LOL, that's hilarious. If that ever happened to me, I would probably do that.
  • Dec 29, 2007, 12:53 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    He's my new hero.
  • Dec 29, 2007, 03:52 PM
    friend4u178
    I like it!
  • Dec 29, 2007, 04:46 PM
    parttime
    I can't believe it really happened.
  • Dec 30, 2007, 12:20 AM
    Simple Asian
    Damn... wow hahaha... that was crazy... I wouldn't go that far... but you never no
  • Dec 30, 2007, 07:56 AM
    stonewilder
    I live about 60 miles from Clemson and never heard of this. I did a little research and what I gather is that it isn't really true. I must admit I'm a little disappointed... it's just not so funny anymore now that I know it never happened!
  • Dec 30, 2007, 12:22 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Kill joy...
  • Jan 21, 2008, 08:46 PM
    worthbeads
    He's still my hero. I would do it.
  • Jun 23, 2008, 07:09 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Payback's a biotch... haha

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