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  • Dec 20, 2007, 09:15 AM
    excon
    Wits End
    Dear AMHD:

    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

    When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Wits end.

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    Hello Wits:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

    excon
  • Dec 20, 2007, 09:48 AM
    J_9
    LMAO, that's a good one!!
  • Dec 20, 2007, 03:52 PM
    friend4u178
    LMAO Brilliant!!
  • Dec 21, 2007, 08:16 AM
    CaptainRich
    R o f l m a o
  • Dec 21, 2007, 11:32 PM
    magprob
    Could be vapor locking.
  • Dec 21, 2007, 11:35 PM
    rpg219
    Heehee, LOL... I love it!
  • May 4, 2008, 09:45 AM
    mustard_seed
    Maybe a loved one who crossed over to the other side has been reincarnated as your car and wanted him exposed (no pun). The next time you catch him with the next piece of trash, ask for creditable documentation of the events in writing. Remember to read any small print or balloon payment notification at the bottom of the page.
  • May 6, 2008, 06:10 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lol nice one
  • May 6, 2008, 07:53 AM
    startover22
    Ha ha... Excon, this was posted so long ago! :) Funneeeee
  • May 14, 2008, 11:51 PM
    frangipanis
    LOL!! Loved this one!
  • May 24, 2008, 11:46 PM
    starbuck8
    I suspect it was a pump and delivery of some sort that was the problem! LMAO!

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