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  • Dec 7, 2007, 01:52 PM
    startover22
    Car wrecks!
    :o



    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt... God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling abo ut women drivers; the woman says,"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive." The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil witches.
    Don't mess with us.
    Be careful boys!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 02:27 PM
    shygrneyzs
    That is a gem among gems, Start! Thank you for making the end of my day much brighter.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 02:30 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shygrneyzs
    That is a gem among gems, Start! Thank you for making the end of my day much brighter.

    I am not like that but know women who are, I got a kick out of it! Glad you got a smile sweet! You look better that way! ;)
  • Dec 8, 2007, 04:55 AM
    Stringer
    Cunning, very cunning... thanks a good story that made me smile...
  • Dec 10, 2007, 08:51 PM
    friend4u178
    Nice one start :-)

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