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  • Dec 6, 2007, 08:25 PM
    Clough
    So, You Think That You Are Really Smart?
    Then, please try saying these two sentences really fast a few times.

    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two smart fellows they both felt smart.

    :)
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:09 PM
    magprob
    I did it! I'm a real fart smeller... er a smart feller!
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:12 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I did it! I'm a real fart smeller...er a smart feller!

    Don't you just love it! :p

    Some gal I tuned a piano for a couple of nights ago told it to me. I immediately fell into the trap! :D
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:32 PM
    kp2171
    I did it with a mouthful of puffy cheetos.

    Go me.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:41 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171
    i did it with a mouthful of puffy cheetos.

    go me.

    You got lucky! :p With me, I started "farting" immediately! :D
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:49 PM
    kp2171
    Eh... wait a few hours until the cheetos set in... ;)
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:54 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171
    eh... wait a few hours until the cheetos set in... ;)

    I know exactly what you mean! LOL :D
  • Dec 8, 2007, 03:40 AM
    Clough
    Any other takers? :confused: :p

    I bet you can't do it without messing up! :D
  • Dec 8, 2007, 04:54 AM
    rpg219
    I did okay until the second sentence... I said.. smelt fart!! LOL I think reading mag's did it to me :)
  • Dec 8, 2007, 05:02 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rpg219
    I did okay until the second sentence...I said.. smelt fart!!!! LOL I think reading mag's did it to me :)

    Ha, ha! LOL! That's pretty funny! :p

    It's pretty cool, isn't it? Amazing the things that we can do with a language and the wording of it!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 05:33 AM
    ordinaryguy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two smart fellows they both felt smart.

    :)

    The version I grew up with was:

    Quote:

    One smart feller, and he felt smart
    Two smart fellers, and they felt smart
    Three smart fellers, and they all felt smart
    Same joke, one more smeller.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 06:38 AM
    shygrneyzs
    I feel for the guy named smart! Lol
  • Dec 10, 2007, 09:05 PM
    friend4u178
    Ok
    I'm going to give it one more go...

    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two fart smelloows they both smelt fart

    DOH!! You got me too Clough :-)
  • Dec 10, 2007, 11:28 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ok
    I'm going to give it one more go...........

    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two fart smelloows they both smelt fart

    DOH!!! You got me too Clough :-)

    Gotcha! :p
  • Dec 10, 2007, 11:47 PM
    seradee
    Had it down until I tried telling a friend.Go figure.:)
  • Dec 11, 2007, 12:02 AM
    Clough
    LOL I thought that I had it down too! It can be sort of an embarrassing but fun tongue twister! :p
  • Dec 11, 2007, 12:44 AM
    10ligia
    Kehe
  • Dec 11, 2007, 01:16 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 10ligia
    kehe

    Hi, 10ligia!

    Did it trip you up too? Or, are you an expert at saying the sentences without messing up? :)
  • Dec 11, 2007, 02:42 AM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    Gotcha!! :p

    You did mate , got me :-)
  • Dec 11, 2007, 02:47 AM
    Clough
    I just love what you post in your signature, friend4u178! :)

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    There's only 1 thing more painful than learning from experience , and that's not learning from experience!!

    I don't miss her anymore , but I still miss who I thought she was!


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