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  • Dec 6, 2007, 08:44 AM
    CaptainRich
    Two Toads - A Love Story
    A tree toad loved a she-toad
    who lived up in a tree.

    He was a two-toed tree toad,
    but a three-toed tree toad was she.

    The two-toed tree toad tried to win
    the three-toed she-toad's heart,

    For the two-toed tree toad loved the
    ground,the three-toed three toad trod,

    The two-toed tree toad tried in
    vain to sate her every whim,

    From her tree toad bower
    with her three-toed power,
    the three-toed she-toad vetoed the two-toad he-toad.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 07:11 PM
    magprob
    You can never goad a three toed-tree toad to leave her abode for a two-toed land loving tree toad. Not even for snails, slugs worms or bugs or a two-toed horney toads passionate hugs.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 02:01 PM
    startover22
    That was hard to read Captain! LOL
  • Dec 8, 2007, 04:57 AM
    Stringer
    Say THAT ONE three times fast... Stringer
  • Dec 8, 2007, 04:58 AM
    rpg219
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Say THAT ONE three times fast...........Stringer

    Couldn't if I wanted to! I'm with Start... I can't even read it without twisting it, LOL.
  • Dec 10, 2007, 09:01 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL :-) I can't finish it!

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