I have an electronic woopee cusion that keeps going off by itself.. but it started doing this right after I stopped from practicing telekinesis today. What's happening? Any psychic help would be greatly appreciated... thank you and god bless.

What do you mean by the it "keeps going off by itself", please? Also, have you explored every possible way for a logical explanation as to why it is going off?

It keeps on doing the fart noises. And the only possible way to make it make the sound is by switching the on/off switch to on and using the remote... but its on off and the remote is in the drawer.

Have you checked the batteries? I have many children's toys that do that just before the batteries are about to die.

Yea, it could be malfunctioning, (quick question you don't have to answer but how are you practising telekinesis?)