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  • Nov 21, 2007, 06:38 PM
    Clough
    From the Mouths of Children!
    Angels - According to Kids

    I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
    -- Gregory, 5

    Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why but scientists are working on it.
    -- Olive, 9

    It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
    -- Matthew, 9

    Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
    -- Mitchell, 7

    My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
    --Henry, 8

    Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows.
    -- Jack, 6

    Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
    -- Daniel, 9

    When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
    -- Reagan, 10


    Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
    -- Sara, 6


    Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.
    -- Jared , 8

    All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
    -- Antonio, 9

    My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
    -- Katelynn, 9

    Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
    -- Vicki, 8

    What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
    --Tommy, 8

    Angels help God sort out all the messages he gets every Sunday morning.
    ---Phil, 9
  • Nov 21, 2007, 06:45 PM
    shygrneyzs
    This is great! I love the one about the Grandma, who had a head start when she was still alive. Thanks for making my day! :)
  • Nov 21, 2007, 07:04 PM
    Clough
    Thanks, Shy! A friend sent those to me in an email. I just had to share them!
  • Nov 21, 2007, 07:32 PM
    friend4u178
    Ha ha very good :-) Kids say the darnest things!
  • Nov 21, 2007, 07:41 PM
    CaptainRich
    That is cute!
    I like the one with the arrows..!
  • Nov 21, 2007, 07:50 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ha ha very good :-) Kids say the darnest things!

    And, wouldn't it be neat sometimes when the kids say things that could really be good ways for reality to be, if what they say could be true? :)
  • Nov 21, 2007, 07:52 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    That is cute!
    I like the one with the arrows..!

    Quote:

    What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
    --Tommy, 8
    And so, the moral of the story is: Don't fall in love, or you'll get shot at! :p
  • Nov 22, 2007, 10:12 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    CaptainRich agrees: I'll take my chances and outrun the arrows! LOL
    I agree! :p

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