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  • Nov 14, 2007, 07:36 AM
    CaptainRich
    Lip and Tongue Twisters
    Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

    Shave a cedar shingle thin.

    Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

    First flee from fog to fight flu feeling fast.

    Which wicked witch wished which wicked wish?

    Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

    Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

    Many an anemone sees an enemy.

    Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
  • Nov 14, 2007, 10:05 AM
    KISS
    I slit a sheet. A sheet I slit. Upon a slitted sheet I sit.

    Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

    Right Rear Wheels

    And,of course:

    Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.
  • Nov 15, 2007, 01:48 PM
    bundles
    One-one was a race horse One-two was one too, One-one won one race And One-two won one too.

    Red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather.

    Whether the weather hot whether the weather be cold
    Whether the weather be good whether the weather be bad
    Whatever the weather the weather will be whether we like it or not.

    Which witch wished which wicked wish?

    And how could you forget:

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  • Nov 15, 2007, 02:54 PM
    CaptainRich
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
  • Nov 15, 2007, 03:16 PM
    templelane
    I'm afraid I have no toungue twisters to contribute but these really cheared me up! Seems I have trouble with the shh and whh sounds most.
  • Nov 15, 2007, 03:51 PM
    excon
    Hello cap'n:

    Polish it in the corner.

    excon
  • Nov 22, 2007, 05:31 PM
    Chery
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_8.gifCaptain, you're Rich!
  • Nov 25, 2007, 06:02 AM
    Clough
    Definitely going to take some practice to get those down!
  • Nov 25, 2007, 06:34 AM
    Emland
    Seven selfish shellfish
  • Nov 25, 2007, 06:42 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Emland
    seven selfish shellfish

    Now THAT'S really a tough one! :)

    I have trouble thaying that one even once!
  • Nov 25, 2007, 06:45 AM
    shygrneyzs
    I am still trying to get through the first batch. Lol. Great day to start the day!
  • Nov 25, 2007, 12:12 PM
    Stringer
    I have trouble with all of these... something to do with an old, slow mind...
    Stringer
  • Nov 25, 2007, 12:47 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    I have trouble with all of these...something to do with an old, slow mind.....
    Stringer

    Hey hon, I'm and oldie too, and I would not want to start over and learn the crap coming 'out of the mouths of babes' now... at least the old ones were fun.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_1_123.gif Just a taste of what is being said today...
  • Nov 25, 2007, 12:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    Hey hon, I'm and oldie too, and I would not want to start over and learn the crap coming 'out of the mouths of babes' now.... at least the old ones were fun.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_1_123.gif Just a taste of what is being said today....


    H~ll Chery... by the time I read and reply to a post I am two days behind... :D

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