Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
Conversation took place:
First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they
Realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy : "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex,"
and she said, "Wear sun-block."
