=: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :=

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"

He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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:) Thanks for the chuckles. My 1/2 century + life can always use a laugh! :p

Lmaoo I like this one hahaha its so cute <3