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I would like to nominate shakira, whenever, wherever song,
"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
:p
Them with mountains"
Another one
"Leaving was never my proud" R.E.M.S leaving New York
Sorry, Michael, but we scoured all of our reference books, and "proud" just doesn't wash as a noun. Lions do live in prides, but we don't see the relevance.
How about Joe Nichols' country classic?
"Them panty-hose ain't gonna last to long, if the DJ puts BonJovi on. She might come home in a table cloth, yeah tequila
makes her clothes fall off."
LOL, Well that goes up there with the worst lyrics ever!! Oh another one Eminem
I ain't never seen
An a$$ like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's ' Like That' What is he 4 years old?
Yeah I'm going to step on some sentimental toes, as these were tied to the early mtv "revolution"... but still...
Lets start with...
Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly, polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up. Yum!
Fish Heads - Yahoo! Video
Then there's the much better 80's punk-ish song Turning Japanese... a much better song, and fun to sing, but still... the lyrics aren't what most would say are top notch... I s'pose I'm including this because its fun to watch the old video too...
MySpaceTV Videos: The Vapors "Turning Japanese" by Mathieu
Lets start with...
Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly, polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up. Yum!
Wow totally forgot about barnes and barnes... lmao... I remembered why I forgot about this song after I was reminded of this video!! We actually loved this... I guess we were all fish heads for thinking this was cool...
OMG!!
Fish Heads - Yahoo! Video[/QUOTE]
Loudon Wainwright III had a gem called, "Dead Skunk"
Crossin' the highway late last night
He should have looked left and he should have looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're going to make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
C'mon stink!
You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
I want 2 nominate the spice girls.. who remembers them can't believe theyv reformed.. wth the classic:
I reallly really reallhy want to zig-a-zig-ah does that mean anythng?
B.E.P.'s
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
followed by...
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
and...
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
just in case we didn't know what it was about...
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
and still...
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
=P
Just found this... but not mainstream, double platinum so not the same...
YouTube - The Laugh Song
And who could EVER forget samwell's What (in the butt)... sorry, he just creeeeeeeps me out... again, not mainstream off the shelf music...
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" Video
"Slowly walking down the hall / Faster that a canonball" Oasis, Champagne Supernova;
Stolen from THIS ARTICLE,
If you read it, make sure you read the comments too, some brilliant suggestions in there too!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...
There's just too much to choose from...
"There's an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won't disappear!
U2 Staring at the sun!
"Time is like a clock
in my heart"
--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'
Awesome analogy. Time is soooo like a clock, because, well, it's freakin' time
Here's some SACRED ground... my wife's italian relatives would string me up for talking smack about a classic... but OK...
"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"
OK so the moon looks bigger when you're in love, but really... like pizza?? So when you are having culinary celestial hallucinations, that's when you are in love? Can I get it with cheesy crust and a garlic dip on the side?
LOL that is hilarious, never thought about that one, but your right, I came up with this topic because the other day I was driving and I can't recall what song was playing, but I remember saying whoever wrote the lyrics wasseriously on something, and I can't think of what song it was so I started thinking back to older songs, and new song lyrics and said to myself wow how many more songs I can think of with bad lyrics.. and You are bringing up some that I totally forgot about... lol too funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Yeah, it's stupid - but Dean Martin was a Class A Crooner.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Karma karma karma karma karma chamelion, you come and go, you come and go?? Lol its stupid and ets not forget the classic that is...
I like big buts and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in
With an itty bitty waist
And that round thing in your face
You get sprung
Got to pull up chuck...
U get the drift... the whole song is ridiculous! But good entertainment
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
From: Dr. Demento's Delights
Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
Leave because I'd go berserk? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
Happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
Coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
Laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
Weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
Coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
In the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
To see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
To take me away, ha-haaa!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
Weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
Coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha...
Original recording by Napoleon XIV
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