Wanted: Your Favorite Short Halloween Stories and Jokes!"
For some of us, the observance of the holiday of Halloween is almost here! I am just looking for people to share some favorite short, maybe scary - maybe not, Halloween stories and fun Halloween jokes. Simple jokes, rhymes, riddles, silly, childish, etc. Just a catch-all of some of what you might enjoy on the side of having fun on Halloween! Some short stories would really be nice! :)
Here are some examples:
Why did the ghost cross the road?
Answer: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
THE TEAM SPIRIT!